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The time is nigh, Shanghai, for the extravaganza, happening this Sunday at 4pm at . Brought to you by , and 香港六合彩资料网.com, all month long, a fine collection of hirsute gentlemen have been raising money for charity and this Sunday, they鈥檙e putting their beards on the chopping block and shaving them off to the delight and wonder of all in attendance. They're lining up four by four on stage at Inferno, with the person that donated the most money to each individual holding the clippers. There will be laughter, there will be tears, there might event be a bit of blood, who knows.

The Beards

We鈥檝e got business owners. We鈥檝e got musicians. We鈥檝e got comedians. We鈥檝e got teachers. We鈥檝e got students. We鈥檝e got faux journalists. We鈥檝e got bartenders. We鈥檝e got beards of all shaped and sizes. Here is the field for Beardageddon 2016. It鈥檚 all these hunky looking studs and a few more on top of that.









All these guys will be marched 4 by 4 up on stage at Inferno, with the individual that donated the most money to their fundraising efforts handed the clippers and permitted to shave their beards in any style they like. (But no Hitler mustaches 鈥榗ause like鈥� c鈥檓on now. Come on, guy. Can't be doing that shit in 2016.) We鈥檙e still open to donations on the day of the event as well, so if you see one of your buddies in the group of dudes above and you want the pleasure of shaving them in public, bring a fistful of red notes on Sunday. We鈥檒l also have seasoned professionals from Doc Guthrie鈥檚 and Brash on hand for emergency shaves.

The Bands

We鈥檝e got four talented musical groups culled from the Shanghai 鈥淩OCK SCENE鈥� performing that devil music for you. They are:

















Love it.

The Drag Kings

In addition to the wonderful bands, we鈥檝e also got not one, not two, but three, count 鈥榚m, san ge, drag king performers who will entertaining us with their drag routines. These are some sharp gentlemen, let me tell you 鈥� Cole Steel Johnson, Dorian T. Fisk, and Ennis F.W. 鈥� three more dapper individuals you shall not find, that鈥檚 for damn sure. We鈥檝e also got a pole dancer performing as well because hey鈥� you gotta have a pole dancer.

The Food - It鈥檚 a Pig Roast

Due to their extensive experience with lifestyles of gluttony, our friends from are handling kitchen duties down at Inferno and they鈥檙e going hard in the paint on it. They鈥檙e serving up a big roast. Which is鈥� an entire pig roasted. And then consumed. I don鈥檛 really know what else to say about it. It鈥檚 a pigger, my friends. We鈥檙e doing a pigger.

Here is an interesting fact from Wikipedia about pig roasts: 鈥淕eorge Washington mentions attending a barbecue in his journal on August 4, 1769, and records at Mount Vernon show the man had his own smokehouse on the premises. Like many plantation owners, he raised several pigs for slaughter in November and once his slaves had finished curing the meat into ham and bacon, they would pit roast some whole pigs over hot coals as a treat.鈥�

Huh. Feel free to go ahead and use that one this Sunday.

The Raffle

Hey, we鈥檝e got a raffle AKA a 鈥渓ucky draw鈥�. Because that鈥檚 just what you do. It鈥檚 the unwritten rule in Shanghai that no event shall transpire without a lucky draw. You鈥檝e gotta have one. So we鈥檝e got one. Lots of great prizes up for grabs with this thing including a football singed by quarterback great Peyton Manning, a football signed by quarterback great Kordell Stewart, tickets to some fabulous undetermined upcoming Split Works concert event 鈥� probably Pearl Jam, maybe GWAR, fingers crossed 鈥� tickets to see from your friends at SmSh, vouchers for shaves and tattoos from your friends at Brash and Doc Guthrie鈥檚, beer, beer, beer and beer from Goose Island, vouchers from restaurants around town, and more.

Pretty damn decent lucky draw as it turns out. Don鈥檛 know how that happened! This is a picture of Peyton Manning ordering Sherpas. He will perhaps not be at the event but his John Hancock sure will be.

The Schedule

We鈥檙e starting it off at 4pm to give people time to turn the corners on their Saturday night hangovers. Then we鈥檙e pushing through with non-stop entertainment until like鈥� I dunno 10pm or something. That gives you enough time to get home and have a good rest for your working week. Or whatever, you can go out after or something, hey, I don鈥檛 know, just do you.

There鈥檚 four rounds of shaving in total. The evening should progress something like this. Roughly.

4pm: Doors open

4.30pm-5pm: Ho Tom the Conqueror

5.15pm-5.45pm: Pinball City

6pm-6.20pm: Shaving Round One

6.30pm-7pm: Round Eye

7.15pm-7.30pm: Shaving Round Two

7.45pm-8pm: Shaving Round Three

8pm-8.30pm: Drag King Performances

8.30pm-9pm: Raffle

9pm-9.20pm: Shaving Round Four

9.20-Infinity: Spill Your Guts

Just The Details

. Sunday. 4pm. Inferno. Bands. Beer. Beardlesness. Entry fee is a heavily suggested donation of 50rmb. Bring more to donate on the day of the event. (C鈥檓on.) Thanks to all our sponsors and people who donated (or will donate cash). Shout out to whose logo I forgot to put on this thing.



More info? Email dylan@docguthries.com or editor@smartshanghai.com. Free the chins.