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So there's only two days until the opening of and Ïã¸ÛÁùºÏ²Ê×ÊÁÏÍø still has not received our invite. OMG, the shade, OMG. It's probably on the way right now... yeah, that's probably it.

But even if that invite never comes, Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) and The Colonel are serving a taste of Shanghai Fashion Week that we can all enjoy, with their new limited edition combo meal.

Obviously, we had to try this.

*** For the fee of 58rmb, a KFC sister serves you a limited-edition couture Shanghai Fashion Week bucket of chicken bits, a collectable couture SFW x Pepsi soda, a couture bag of fries, and two couture sodas. Feel like they could have gone in harder on the branding, like maybe a toy in the bag? Maybe a hongbao full of chicken cash? Maybe a degree from St. Martins? Surely, a small vial of blow at the very least? But how fashion are the contents, you ask? Thanks to the miracle of pink slime and the thousands of chickens who sacrificed their lives to make Shanghai more fashion, the Shanghai Fashion Week Kentucky Fried Chicken combo includes five nugs, two fried wings, two grilled wings, some fries, and a half-ass piece of corn. This corn does not give a fuck about you, your family, or even himself. ...So? We can't all go to Shanghai Fashion Week, but we can all enjoy a taste of fashion thanks to The Power of Science, American Culture, The Colonel, and the chicken -- who gets no break from any major organized religion. Thank you for your sacrifices. Fur might be murder, but chicken is fashion, at a KFC near you, for a limited time only.