As we reported last week, . Again. Welp, here's who's replacing the EDMz overlord...
Ke$ha.
Yes, Ke$ha – the 21st Century poet behind such lyrics as:
"Whoa oh, there's a party at a rich dude's house...
I threw up in the closet and I don't care,
Cause we're young and we're broke,
And I can't find my coat."
Ke$ha. Is she an enigma? A symptom of the decline of the American empire? ...a dragon? Stay tuned to find out. We'll have tickets for Storm on our website tomorrow.
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